You're completely useless in the revolution.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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