You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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