Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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