he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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