absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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