I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
So much rum. So many feels.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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