Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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