wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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