if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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