R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Randomize