What did we do last night that was yellow?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah