I hate your face
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
