I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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