A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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