just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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