She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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