just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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