plz talk dirty to me
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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