dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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