Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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