Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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