her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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