Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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