she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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