She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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