I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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