If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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