you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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