hotel room ftw
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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