im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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