I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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