I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
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I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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