If i come over, it means nothing
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You're like the curious george of whores
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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