I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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