my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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