I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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