We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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