The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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