I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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