So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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