i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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