Swine flu. Run for my life!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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