Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
