love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
