Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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