i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
she told me i tasted like america
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
They have beer where we have blood.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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