Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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