No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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