Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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