God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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