Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Randomize
