i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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