you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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