what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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