How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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