glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Randomize
